View photo
  • 2 weeks ago
  • 83973
View photo
  • 2 weeks ago
  • 4890

sadbaldy:

target worker!luke thinking you’re cute so he nervously follows you aisle to aisle but stands at the other end until he gets the courage to approach you and asks if you need help, and you just smile and say “no thanks luke” and he’d be confused and ask how you knew his name and you’d point to his name tag  giggling  and he’d get embarrassed and mumble an oh before walking away with tomato red cheeks 

View text
  • 2 weeks ago
  • 547
View photo
  • 2 weeks ago
  • 14200

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy
View text
  • 2 weeks ago
  • 758528
View photo
  • 2 weeks ago
  • 7712

soclair:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

View text
  • 2 weeks ago
  • 496573
View photo
  • 2 weeks ago
  • 220
View photo
  • 2 weeks ago
  • 10470
View photo
  • 2 weeks ago
  • 35
View photo
  • 2 weeks ago
  • 28
View photo
  • 2 weeks ago
  • 111

Bad Dreams

5 Seconds Of Summer
View audio
  • 2 weeks ago
  • 43
View photo
  • 2 weeks ago
  • 116
View photo
  • 2 weeks ago
  • 40
x